Are You Kidding Me?

Okay, I know I just wrote yesterday. I know the more that I write, the more pretentious I appear. I also don't much care because when the news/mood strikes me...I write. The title of this blog could be nothing but Are You Kidding Me? I avoid the news in general because it depresses me. I happened to be checking out CNN today (because I am trying to contract ADD by trying to watch all the scrolls at the same time) and came across this story.

First let me start by saying that I didn't even know that there were Amish people in Indiana. Second, I didn't know that they allowed cell phones in the community. Unless 21 year old William Yoder was on Rumspringa (which I thought was done during teen years), they have allowed cell phone usage. Mr. Yoder decided that he was going to send nasty text messages, pictures, and videos to a 12 year old girl. Did he send one of each? Two or three? Nay nay...600 messages were sent between this dumbass and a 12 year old girl. The girl (good for her) told her parents about it (about 599 messages too late in my opinion) and they called the police. Yoder texted to set up a meeting with the girl and told her that he would be arriving in a horse drawn carriage. Not even Puff Diddy Daddy Farty Licky rolls in a horse drawn carriage. The police were there waiting for him...and he actually arrived in the carriage.

Dumbass Yoder was arrested on the spot (no question about if it were him or not) and held on 20,000 dollars bail. This leads me to the title...Are You Kidding Me? My favorite part about the story is his statement when caught. You would think he was just on an episode of To Catch A Predator. He said that having sex with this girl would have been a bad decision and he had never done anything like this before. Are You Kidding Me? Sex with a 12 year old would be a bad idea? Someone needs to stab this dude with a pitchfork or some other Amish instrument of destruction. I guess Weird Al needs to amend his song Amish Paradise...these people are going off the deep end and quick! Hey, maybe PDDFL can help him write a new version and say Bad (Amish) Boy all over the track.

Where do they find these people? Oh yeah, in the Amish section of Indiana. They need to lock this ass up and bunk him with Wesley Snipes so he can do some of his martial arts on him. Kick his ass Blade!! Alright, enough of the bonus blog. I will be back again when the world turns funny again. Until next time...Stay Salty.

-Salty Dog